Celebrities behaving badly, movie buzz around the First Lady, and our completely unqualified hot takes — what could go wrong? We spin the headlines, roast the nonsense, and solve absolutely nothing with maximum confidence. News, noise, and zero middle ground — just how we like it.

We kick off 2026 at full throttle in Motorboating Mummies…. We talk travel plans, shake off last year’s dust, and throw out some bold (and slightly reckless) predictions for what’s ahead. It’s satire, speculation, and classic No In-Between energy — buckle up.